GET ON THAT TRAIN

words by Kilroy and Cab
​music by Kilroy

verse one

this is it now kid
you're grown up
velcro your shoes and adjust your cup
you gotta cut the strings
take the reins
square your brain and get on that train
you got your class ring polished
your earplugs in
lemon antacid chews in that tin
clyster bulbs packed in your bin
so put in your eye drops, stick out your chin, and 

chorus one

get on that train...
get on that train...
get on that train...
get on that, get on that...

verse two

i've prepared you kid
you're real tough 
i molded you into unstoppable stuff
I fed you right
kept you clean
and censored your boy's life magazines
i brought you friends, kept the doors locked
kept clean y-fronts and cologne in stock 
you turned 23 and I gave you the talk 
and now I gotta step back and watch ya 

verse three

you’re gonna see people
you’re gonna hear noise
you’re gonna think you can handle dairy and soy(s)
so if you feel unsafe
or under attack
there’s always safe haven at the radioshack
you’ll want to make friends, but I’m gonna bet
you’re better off staying tight with boba fett
so always remember, and never forget,
a stranger's just a pervert that you haven't met, now